The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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