I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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