He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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