I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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