i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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