if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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