found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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