I just made out with a guy for $7.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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