Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Bring me that man meat
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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