id be glad to
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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