And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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