yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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