Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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