Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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