Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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