Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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