Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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You. Win. At. Life.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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