how can u be prego again
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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