I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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