I feel like I'm in dance class right now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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