yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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