walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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