I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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