This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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