covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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