I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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