Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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