rhymes with "ouble enetration"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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