You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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