my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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