North Korea, Best Korea!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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