It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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