You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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