i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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