hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You pole danced in your parka.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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