He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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