is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick