last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
only you would photoshop your dick
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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