I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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