How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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