You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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