I got chris browned last night
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
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Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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