I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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