it was like eating out sand paper
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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