No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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