Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
