i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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