And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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