similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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