sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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