Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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