Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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