people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
