he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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