Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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