And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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